{"id":10,"date":"2006-06-08T16:14:16","date_gmt":"2006-06-08T21:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/08\/baby-tested-to-exacting-specifications\/"},"modified":"2006-07-24T13:34:21","modified_gmt":"2006-07-24T18:34:21","slug":"baby-tested-to-exacting-specifications","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/08\/baby-tested-to-exacting-specifications","title":{"rendered":"Baby-tested to Exacting Specifications"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well I have about a million different things I could blog about, but I just felt like making a quick little post about being a dad. I&#8217;m sitting here with my baby in one arm (This is a completely right-handed post, by the way), spit-up running down the front of my shirt, and tired enough to fall asleep right on the spot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>hjksd78frwre9uionm,xvcb<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;having just finished a day where I cheered for every wet and dirty diaper (yes, even the ones I had to change myself), and I&#8217;m very happy.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t really understand what all goes into this fatherhood thing, but I&#8217;m really looking forward to every day I get to try and wedge his tiny squirming self into another oddly-shaped article of clothing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well I have about a million different things I could blog about, but I just felt like making a quick little post about being a dad. I&#8217;m sitting here with my baby in one arm (This is a completely right-handed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/08\/baby-tested-to-exacting-specifications\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-titus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}