{"id":1018,"date":"2011-05-29T20:57:59","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T02:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2011-05-29T20:57:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-30T02:57:59","slug":"storks-and-bonds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2011\/05\/29\/storks-and-bonds","title":{"rendered":"Storks and Bonds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asher was sitting, holding Zeke tonight.\u00a0 He had the following conversation with Sarah:<\/p>\n<p>Asher: Who bought Zeke?<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: Auntie Loann bought Zeke&#8217;s clothes.<\/p>\n<p>Asher: (with a little more force this time) Who bought Zeke?<\/p>\n<p>Sarah had the difficult task of explaining how we came into such a amazing find without having to pay a cent.\u00a0 Asher grinned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asher was sitting, holding Zeke tonight.\u00a0 He had the following conversation with Sarah: Asher: Who bought Zeke? Sarah: Auntie Loann bought Zeke&#8217;s clothes. Asher: (with a little more force this time) Who bought Zeke? Sarah had the difficult task of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2011\/05\/29\/storks-and-bonds\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asher","category-zeke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1019,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions\/1019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}