{"id":129,"date":"2008-09-05T12:40:36","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T17:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/?p=129"},"modified":"2008-09-06T07:35:24","modified_gmt":"2008-09-06T12:35:24","slug":"storyteller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2008\/09\/05\/storyteller","title":{"rendered":"Storyteller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Titus is becoming quite a storyteller.<span> <\/span>He always offers a unique, concise, and typically descriptive take on things.<span> <\/span>I&#8217;ve included a few of his better stories below, along with translation and background information when necessary.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\"><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong><span>&#8220;Up-dair&#8230;pshhhhh!&#8221; <\/span><\/strong><\/span>(while running his hand down his face)<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\">Translation: I was walking down the stairs, fell, and got a rug burn on my face as I slid down.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\">\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\"><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong><span>&#8220;Teh-tus bade, boom! Lar&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\">Translation: I fell out of bed, boom! Onto the floor.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\">\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\"><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong><span><span style=\"color: #808080;\">&#8220;Mah-mah, wa-ter, [cough, cough]!&#8221;<\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/span>(sticking his tongue out while coughing)<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\">Translation: Mom threw up, and it looked like water.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\">\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\">I think Sarah really likes it when Titus tells that last story.\u00a0 I&#8217;m just glad that when I had the flu, I was throwing up in the middle of the night.\u00a0 That way, Titus wasn&#8217;t standing right next to me watching with rapt attention as I lost my supper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Titus is becoming quite a storyteller. He always offers a unique, concise, and typically descriptive take on things. I&#8217;ve included a few of his better stories below, along with translation and background information when necessary. &#8220;Up-dair&#8230;pshhhhh!&#8221; (while running his hand &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2008\/09\/05\/storyteller\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-titus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}