{"id":528,"date":"2009-08-07T21:53:55","date_gmt":"2009-08-08T02:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/?p=528"},"modified":"2009-08-07T21:56:12","modified_gmt":"2009-08-08T02:56:12","slug":"tug-of-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2009\/08\/07\/tug-of-war","title":{"rendered":"Tug of War"},"content":{"rendered":"

At the company picnic today, we had a tug of war.\u00a0 Unfortunately my team lost.\u00a0 Here are some of Titus’ comments throughout the evening:<\/p>\n

“Daddy didn’t do good with the rope.”<\/p>\n

“The rope pulled Daddy down.”<\/p>\n

“All the boys helped Daddy with the rope.”<\/p>\n

“Daddy, don’t do the rope again.”<\/p>\n

…and my personal favorite,<\/p>\n

“That didn’t go very well.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At the company picnic today, we had a tug of war.\u00a0 Unfortunately my team lost.\u00a0 Here are some of Titus’ comments throughout the evening: “Daddy didn’t do good with the rope.” “The rope pulled Daddy down.” “All the boys helped … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-titus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":531,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions\/531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}