{"id":599,"date":"2009-09-10T08:10:12","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T13:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/?p=599"},"modified":"2009-09-10T22:38:15","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T03:38:15","slug":"nightmares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2009\/09\/10\/nightmares","title":{"rendered":"Nightmares"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>At 6am<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Titus screams &#8220;stop it!&#8221; and goes back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p><em>At 7:30 am<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Titus:\u00a0 There was a monster in the corner over there and I told it to go away and he did.<\/p>\n<p>Me:\u00a0 Monsters are just pretend, remember Titus?<\/p>\n<p>Titus:\u00a0 No Mommy, this one was real.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m very much not a fan of nightmares and so sad that Titus is experiencing them some but amazed that he remembers his &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Go-Away-Big-Green-Monster\/dp\/0316236535\">Go Away Big Green Monster<\/a>&#8221; book\u00a0 (it teaches kids to tell the &#8220;monster&#8221; to &#8220;go away&#8221;) even in his sleep =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At 6am Titus screams &#8220;stop it!&#8221; and goes back to sleep. At 7:30 am Titus:\u00a0 There was a monster in the corner over there and I told it to go away and he did. Me:\u00a0 Monsters are just pretend, remember &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2009\/09\/10\/nightmares\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-titus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":606,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions\/606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}