{"id":698,"date":"2009-11-17T16:57:09","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T21:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/?p=698"},"modified":"2010-03-23T21:46:40","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T02:46:40","slug":"this-one-tops-the-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/17\/this-one-tops-the-cake","title":{"rendered":"This one tops the cake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, this is not about a cake that I made&#8230;this is an absolutely disgusting story that I believe may top all previous grossness in our house!\u00a0 Anne, I&#8217;m pretty sure I have you beat here =)<\/p>\n<p>So, this morning I was changing a rather dirty diaper of Asher&#8217;s and he kept sticking his hands in it (not such an unusual thing).\u00a0 When I finished the diaper I put the dirty one in the diaper pail (we have a diaper genie so I pushed the diaper itself between the two flaps so that it was sealed in the bottom of the pail&#8230;never to be seen again).\u00a0 Then I took a clean wipe and washed Asher&#8217;s hands off and put that wipe in the diaper pail but without pushing it through the flaps.\u00a0 I then went to wash my own hands and soon heard Titus tell Asher to quit doing that.\u00a0 I went back into Asher&#8217;s room to find his mouth full of that very wipe that I had just used to wipe dirty diaper remains off of his hands!!\u00a0 I was absolutely mortified and most puzzled how in the world to sanitize his little mouth.\u00a0 Needless to say, Asher is not getting much for kisses today!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, this is not about a cake that I made&#8230;this is an absolutely disgusting story that I believe may top all previous grossness in our house!\u00a0 Anne, I&#8217;m pretty sure I have you beat here =) So, this morning I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/17\/this-one-tops-the-cake\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":798,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions\/798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}