{"id":822,"date":"2010-05-14T14:10:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T19:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/?p=822"},"modified":"2010-05-14T14:10:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T19:10:00","slug":"no-more-nuks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2010\/05\/14\/no-more-nuks","title":{"rendered":"No more nuks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before nap time today, I sabotaged two of Asher&#8217;s nuks by cutting off the ends, which didn&#8217;t go over so well.\u00a0 When Asher saw them, he did a double take, examined both of them pretty closely, then looked up and said:<\/p>\n<p>Asher: This is broken.<\/p>\n<p>Asher: I fix it. (works industriously to fix his nuks)<\/p>\n<p>Asher: You fix it. (gives them to me)<\/p>\n<p>Me: I can&#8217;t fix them.<\/p>\n<p>Asher: Titus fix it. (gives them to Titus)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before nap time today, I sabotaged two of Asher&#8217;s nuks by cutting off the ends, which didn&#8217;t go over so well.\u00a0 When Asher saw them, he did a double take, examined both of them pretty closely, then looked up and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/2010\/05\/14\/no-more-nuks\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":824,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions\/824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fredman.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}