Mommy, If Daddy turned into a ground hog…

“…then he would turn into a skunk!
If Daddy turned into a skunk…
…then he would turn into a cow!
If Daddy turned into a cow…
…then he would turn into a bird!
If Daddy turned into a bird,
…then he would turn into a pig!
If Daddy turned into a pig…
…then he would splash in the mud!
If Daddy turned into a pig,
…then he would turn into Daddy!”